Topanga Seed (Ch. 67)

“Damien Lanchester’s boyfriend,” the post from Brad and Chad, read, “is a fucking lunatic. He’s well-known in West Hollywood as being a total loser so God only knows how he got his gold-digging fingers into a movie star, but there you are.” “I am not a gold digger,” Levi told Damien over the phone as…

Topanga Seed (Ch. 59)

After their date at the psychiatrist’s office on Larchmont and a quick bite at Du-Par’s, they stopped by Levi’s apartment—which Damien reminded him was now “our apartment” just as the house was “our house”—because Damien had been disappointed by how little Levi there was in the house overlooking Runyon Canyon. “All that’s here is your…

Topanga Seed (Ch. 44)

“I’m reading a book called, ‘I Make Him Wear My Panties’”, Levi announced to Damien, who sometimes regretted phoning Levi and asking, “Whatcha doing?” Damien’s surprise gave way to laughter. “Are the movie rights available?” “Let’s look into it. We may have stumbled across your Oscar-winning role: Controlling husband Peter. Real estate tycoon who wears…

Topanga Seed (Ch. 43)

After the couple Levi had adorned with the moniker, Botchedface and Bitchface had left, after Levi and Damien sat in the resulting silence, Damien’s temper slowly rolled back. His grip on Levi’s hand slowly loosened until he realized what he had done. He made a small sound of apology and began rubbing life back into…

Topanga Seed (Ch. 31)

“Judy. Need u 2 come 2 store. I’ll give u xtra day off. Sick. Levi.” He followed that text message with, “Sorry.” He had been unable to reach her on her phone—she might have been at the movies with her son; Levi had bought her some gift cards to AMC for the holidays—and he hoped…